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The problem here is that I really want to, you know, practise, but I feel that this would only end badly for everyone.
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Glee 3x06 - Rumour Has It / Someone Like You Performance
MEDIAFIRE DOWNLOAD LINKS: (for non-us people)
The entire planet needs to enjoy this immediately.
1. Boil water
2. Rinse filter/warm cone with 125g hot water; discard water.
3. 32g coffee beans, grind.
4. Place ground beans in filter, tare scale.
5. Cool water for 30s.
6. Bloom beans with 55g water; 30s.
7. Start timer to brew coffee:
0:00 - Pour 100g water (scale reads 155g)
2:00 - Pour 100g water (scale reads 255g)
3:00 - Pour 50g water (scale reads 305g)
3:30 - Pour 50g water (scale reads 355g)
4:30 - Coffee should stop dripping.
8. Decant coffee into warmed mug, serve immediately.
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OHMYGAWD O.OThis is apparently a lubricant ad. Just let the reality of the image sink in for a moment.
WHY WOULD ANYONE THINK THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA
IT TOOK ME A MINUTE AND NOW OH MY GOD
i’m like wtf are they say-HOLY SHIT
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
WHY
WHY
WHY
WHY
I don’t get it. Are they saying she created the ocean? That lubrication is peaceful? What is this ad trying to say? Look, I swear, I don’t understand this and it is making me feel like—
OH SWEET JESUS PLEASE NO WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK.
Wait, what’s everyone freaking out about? I don’t get it—
OH MY GOD.I think you’re all overreacting, in the scope of images in advertising this is really -OH MY FUCKING GOD.
If I’m understanding this ad correctly - OH MY GOD LOLOL
Wait, what… o- oh. Oh. Oh wow. That’s… wow. Just… wow. Okay.
It’s it because her longboard has sand in the gears and now she’s stuck as the beach? :(
…someone help me I really don’t see this
EDIT; OH MY GOD NEVER MIND WHAT THE FUCK
I stared at this for a few seconds before I understood and HOLY GOODNESS GRACIOUS YOU GUYS OMG.
I LITERALLY GASPED WHEN I FIGURED IT OUT
BUT OMG WHAT THE FUCK JESUS CHRIST I AM GIGGLING LIKE A 12 YEAR OLD
OMFG. I can’t breathe. THIS IS THE BEST AD EVER. It’s so subtle.
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I can’t not-reblog everyone’s favourite GIF-set from 3x01. Personal favourite: top right cap :D
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It’s a little debilitating to be suddenly hit with the memory of our hands fitting together so perfectly; digits intertwined, the pad of your fingertip brushing past my knuckle as you pull my hand into your lap whilst I drive us home. Especially so as I cruise down California’s Highway 1, and I’m meant to be taking in the breathtaking view of yellow rolling hills against cotton wool-flecked blue skies, juxtaposed with the white spray of waves crashing against the sheer drop of the cliff-face, but all I can see is your smile, and the corners of your eyes crinkling as the happiness seeps across your face.
Even more so when I’m days (and days and days) from seeing you, only I can’t help but miss you right now.
UNHOLY AUDITION
Because we all know this is what they really would have auditioned with had there not been a song restriction.
AHAHAHAHA made of so much win
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