January 2012
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Jan 20th
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Set Fire to the Rain
Jan 3rd
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November 2011
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Nov 22nd
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dorothy-snarker: pseudofaker: hideeverytraceofsadness: Glee 3x06 - Rumour Has It / Someone Like You Performance MEDIAFIRE DOWNLOAD LINKS: (for non-us people) 480p MP4 720 P MP4 1080 MP4 Iphone format ipad format The entire planet needs to enjoy this immediately.
Nov 10th
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October 2011
2 posts
Oct 17th
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Pour Over Coffee
1. Boil water 2. Rinse filter/warm cone with 125g hot water; discard water. 3. 32g coffee beans, grind. 4. Place ground beans in filter, tare scale. 5. Cool water for 30s. 6. Bloom beans with 55g water; 30s. 7. Start timer to brew coffee: 0:00 - Pour 100g water (scale reads 155g) 2:00 - Pour 100g water (scale reads 255g) 3:00 - Pour 50g water (scale reads 305g) 3:30 - Pour 50g water...
Oct 9th
September 2011
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Sep 22nd
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Sep 20th
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It’s a little debilitating to be suddenly hit with the memory of our hands fitting together so perfectly; digits intertwined, the pad of your fingertip brushing past my knuckle as you pull my hand into your lap whilst I drive us home. Especially so as I cruise down California’s Highway 1, and I’m meant to be taking in the breathtaking view of yellow rolling hills against cotton...
Sep 10th
August 2011
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suivreetoiles: UNHOLY AUDITION Because we all know this is what they really would have auditioned with had there not been a song restriction. AHAHAHAHA made of so much win
Aug 25th
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Aug 23rd
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All Thanks to a Sandwich (and Twitter)
Me: Fuck yeah melted Brie!
J: brielliant!
T: your puns are damn cheesy
Me: dairy say you're just jealous he thought of it first?
J: don't feta about it
T: not eggxactly, but i'm quite fetta-p always losing my puns to J
J: the next time a pun opportunity comes up, I have the curd-esy to let you go first
N: you are all Roqueforting my world.
J: oo that's a goud-a
N: oh dear T now has a monterey to climb
Me: i never want this fon-due end.
J: there's more-zerella that came from
Me: stress leh. raclette-ing my brain to keep up with you.
J: if you think hard enough, it'll just form-aggio in your head
J: also you guys getting Kraft-y with them puns
T: hallou-mi to demonstrate...
Me: this is not paneering out the way i thought it would.
Me: are we really going to keep on milking this?
J: yeah, till it's gone gorzola.
Me: has N fallen by the whey-side?
J: but we've only skimmed the surface!
Me: I must admit it's gruyereing to keep up with you.
N: we're in our emmental
Me: I'm in this to rennet.
J: I think we just bleu the record for cheese puns
N: it's a red leicester day.
Me: but I camembert to stop now!
J: I think T is in a wedge.
Me: though I can't quite believe it's Stilton-going
T: I think I'm nacho yet at your standards
Me: don't burratt-ile your efforts!
N: you know which cheese was most popular at the social mixer?
Me: nope? But I'm sure you're about to taleggio us.
N: the Singles. They were easy to unwrap.
Me: semi-hard-y har har.
J: haha I almost dropped my baby...bel
J: I'm dry on cheese puns, I lost my feel-ydelphia
Me: okay, I think we can declare J the winner
N: hands down winner
J: I'm waiting for you guys to LaVache (qui Rit) me with praise :)
Me: CHEEBAI HAHAHAH i was trying SO HARD to work that in. *kowtow*
N: ME TOO
T: FUCK ME TOO. *bows to cheesepunmaster *
Sigh. We are not worthy. I'll buy you the sandwich that inspired all this when you next visit me in HK, CheesePunChampion!
Aug 14th
Aug 9th
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July 2011
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Jul 23rd
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Jul 14th
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code-newyork: eurikaaa: Dianna Agron talking about Faberry.  Flailing I just realised — the song she’s talking about is AFTERNOON DELIGHT AHAHAHAH /DIES
Jul 14th
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Jul 13th
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Jul 13th
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I laugh/growl when fics have author notes that...
gilligankane: Like, let me brutally honest. I’m going to brutally punch you until: you open a dictionary use spell check stop making everything an Important Word. PREACH.
Jul 12th
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Jul 9th
Jul 8th
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Jul 3rd
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Jul 1st
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June 2011
35 posts
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Listencastleoflions: Bronx Brittana Fan makes a...
Jun 30th
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castleoflions: So Bronx Brittana Fan and Chinese Brittana Fan got together and made something way special for you guys. Enjoy! HAAHHAHAA omg PLEASE DO ALL THE LOCKER SCENES PLEASE
Jun 29th
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This is why our Christmas cards are always the...
Girlfriend: A just got back from Tuscany and Florence.
Me: Hah. I bet he ate a crapload.
Girlfriend: Apparently it was a very cultured trip. B (his wife) is very into architecture - she really liked that book I sent her.
Me: What book?
Girlfriend: I sent them a book on Ai Wei Wei's pieces around Europe. Figured she'd be interested. Wanted to send it while I could still make use of the free internal mail anyway.
Me: Hah. Did A get anything in the care package?
Girlfriend: *indignant* of course! I sent him one last batch of those spices too. Christmas is coming soon after all.
Me: ...wait. Did you just say Christmas is coming soon?
Girlfriend: yah!
Me: it's June.
Jun 29th
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Jun 29th
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Jun 28th
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there are worse things in the world than bartie...
nightshifted: like the people who stand on the left side of a moving escalator and hinder the natural flow of the universe. those people are assholes. PREACH.
Jun 28th
Jun 27th
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Jun 27th
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Jun 26th
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Jun 26th
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Best of Autocorrect
futurisms: itsrickonbitch | rocknrollercoaster: AHAHAHAHA T.G.I.FIBROMYALGIA I die omg
Jun 25th
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TV Time
Woo! A bunch of the new release dates are out, and I figured it’s time to finally update this old post. Sun 19 Jun - The Killing S01E13 7 Aug - In Plain Sight S04E13 9 Oct - Breaking Bad S04E13 20 Nov - How to Make It in America S02E08 18 Dec - Homeland S01E12 15 Jan - Leverage S04E18 15 Jan - Sherlock S02E03 29 Jan - The Good Wife S03E13 12 Feb - Lost Girl S02E16 12 Feb - Pan Am...
Jun 23rd
Listencastleoflions: Bronx Brittana Fan makes a...
Jun 22nd
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Jun 20th
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