Aug
15
All Thanks to a Sandwich (and Twitter)
- Me: Fuck yeah melted Brie!
- J: brielliant!
- T: your puns are damn cheesy
- Me: dairy say you're just jealous he thought of it first?
- J: don't feta about it
- T: not eggxactly, but i'm quite fetta-p always losing my puns to J
- J: the next time a pun opportunity comes up, I have the curd-esy to let you go first
- N: you are all Roqueforting my world.
- J: oo that's a goud-a
- N: oh dear T now has a monterey to climb
- Me: i never want this fon-due end.
- J: there's more-zerella that came from
- Me: stress leh. raclette-ing my brain to keep up with you.
- J: if you think hard enough, it'll just form-aggio in your head
- J: also you guys getting Kraft-y with them puns
- T: hallou-mi to demonstrate...
- Me: this is not paneering out the way i thought it would.
- Me: are we really going to keep on milking this?
- J: yeah, till it's gone gorzola.
- Me: has N fallen by the whey-side?
- J: but we've only skimmed the surface!
- Me: I must admit it's gruyereing to keep up with you.
- N: we're in our emmental
- Me: I'm in this to rennet.
- J: I think we just bleu the record for cheese puns
- N: it's a red leicester day.
- Me: but I camembert to stop now!
- J: I think T is in a wedge.
- Me: though I can't quite believe it's Stilton-going
- T: I think I'm nacho yet at your standards
- Me: don't burratt-ile your efforts!
- N: you know which cheese was most popular at the social mixer?
- Me: nope? But I'm sure you're about to taleggio us.
- N: the Singles. They were easy to unwrap.
- Me: semi-hard-y har har.
- J: haha I almost dropped my baby...bel
- J: I'm dry on cheese puns, I lost my feel-ydelphia
- Me: okay, I think we can declare J the winner
- N: hands down winner
- J: I'm waiting for you guys to LaVache (qui Rit) me with praise :)
- Me: CHEEBAI HAHAHAH i was trying SO HARD to work that in. *kowtow*
- N: ME TOO
- T: FUCK ME TOO. *bows to cheesepunmaster *
- Sigh. We are not worthy. I'll buy you the sandwich that inspired all this when you next visit me in HK, CheesePunChampion!
